Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Just Don't Tell My Mother...Or My Doctor

I guess you can't be in the reputed adrenaline capital of the world for four days without eventually giving in to the urge to test your mortality. So, just five months removed from a herniated disc, I decided to pay someone for the privilege of jumping off a perfectly good canyon wall while attached to a suspiciously thin cable.

Surprisingly, I even volunteered to be the first to go. Unsurprisingly, I didn't really have any challengers when I stepped to the front of the line. As the jump crew fitted me into my harness and attached the cables we chit-chatted about where I was from as if we were in a bar and not standing on the edge of a deep canyon. Then one of the guys said 'Go!' and I did. It was nearly a reflex action. I didn't think about it, I just did it. I just took one big step into the empty air, then my other leg followed the first off the terra firma. A split second later I was hurtling through the air with arms and legs flailing as the canyon walls sped past and the canyon floor sped up. I let out a scream from deep in my belly, but when I opened my mouth no sound came out. A single thought went through my mind, "I hope he attached the cable before he said Go!"


Five long seconds and 200 feet below where I started, the cables went taught and sent me flying, horizontally this time, toward the other side of the canyon. I did something called the Canyon Swing. It has all the same elements of bungee, but ends a little differently. When you reach the end of the free fall, you swing across the canyon on a cable like a pendulum instead of bouncing back up and down a few times as you do in bungee. It makes for a smoother ride, or at least I told myself that in a semi-delusional state as I signed up for it.


Swinging back and forth just above the canyon floor, I found my voice again and let out a series of loud 'whoo-hoos!!' in excitement. It was exhilarating. An euphoric feeling. Once I was reeled back up to the top, my adrenaline spiked and a wide grin found its way from ear to ear. Then, I did it again. This time, backwards.


PS - the back is just fine.

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